Kevin Willard is our coach. He is awful. We have no discipline. We have no organization. We have no motivation. And the fans know it. And we have complained. And he has been derided. But the administration doesn't give a rat's ass what we think. They care about money. They like him. Regardless of the fact that being inept and bad at your job for five years would get you released anywhere else. We are stuck with an awful coach. Most likely we are going to lose players. We will have no height other than Delgado, no offensive system, no motivation, no discipline, no player accountability for next year. We will sink deeper in a hole. And the school just wants us to shut up about it, stop sending them emails, gives zero response to our criticism, but still ask us to give them money. And we are all supposed be happy about it, be good little supporters, cheer for a coach we don't believe in, an administration who doesn't care what we think, and take our wallets out. I am not going to make it that easy for them...sorry.
But since we are stuck with Willard, here are some changes I think we should make that would drastically help us next year.
1. Motivational Coach.
Willard needs a motivational coach so that he an inject some energy into the team. Right now he couldn't motivate a gumball out of a gumball machine with a pocketful of quarters. Kung Fu Freddie had karate moves, Gonzo was an absolute lunatic, and Tony Bozzella uses a his jacket as both a whip and a matador cape. Willard has the dreaded...CLAPPING. That is about as motivational as a pink slip. My suggestion: Hanz and Franz. If anyone can pump up WIllard, it would be them. Right now he is a scrawny little girly man clapping in the wind, but Hanz and Franz could change that.
2. Actual Coaching
Since we have zero offensive sets, no inbounds plays other than the infamous "throw the ball over half court", and we couldn't box out the geriatric wing at Clara Mass, we need some basketball learning. I suggest instead of a Pirate Blue money donation we all chip in and buy Coaching Basketball for Dummies. Here is the link at Amazon. http://www.amazon.com/Coaching-Basketball-Dummies-National-Alliance/dp/0470149760/ref=sr_1_2?ie=UTF8&qid=1425994072&sr=8-2&keywords=basketball+for+dummies. At only $15.33 it is a bargain to help our team become successful with complicated plays, such as the pick and roll, Also in the description is something very important. "Make critical half-time adjustments during the game". Wow, that would definitely help us out, because obviously Willard does not make half time adjustments ever. I think he reads the day's obituaries to the team so they come out with worse motivation than they had when the game started.
3. Personality
Unfortunately, our coach has a personality problem. He had a hard time selling candy bars to his mother when he was in grade school. I believe this is a two fold problem that could be correct. First he should read, Dale Carnegies's Classic, "How to Win Friends and Influence People." Two things he is very bad at that need correcting. Also Willard should purchase the musical stylings of Drake, Big Sean, Wiz Khalifa, and Waka Flaka Flame. Learn what recruits like and listen to. Understand their motivations. And maybe just maybe even Willard can close a deal.
But since we are stuck with Willard, here are some changes I think we should make that would drastically help us next year.
1. Motivational Coach.
Willard needs a motivational coach so that he an inject some energy into the team. Right now he couldn't motivate a gumball out of a gumball machine with a pocketful of quarters. Kung Fu Freddie had karate moves, Gonzo was an absolute lunatic, and Tony Bozzella uses a his jacket as both a whip and a matador cape. Willard has the dreaded...CLAPPING. That is about as motivational as a pink slip. My suggestion: Hanz and Franz. If anyone can pump up WIllard, it would be them. Right now he is a scrawny little girly man clapping in the wind, but Hanz and Franz could change that.
2. Actual Coaching
Since we have zero offensive sets, no inbounds plays other than the infamous "throw the ball over half court", and we couldn't box out the geriatric wing at Clara Mass, we need some basketball learning. I suggest instead of a Pirate Blue money donation we all chip in and buy Coaching Basketball for Dummies. Here is the link at Amazon. http://www.amazon.com/Coaching-Basketball-Dummies-National-Alliance/dp/0470149760/ref=sr_1_2?ie=UTF8&qid=1425994072&sr=8-2&keywords=basketball+for+dummies. At only $15.33 it is a bargain to help our team become successful with complicated plays, such as the pick and roll, Also in the description is something very important. "Make critical half-time adjustments during the game". Wow, that would definitely help us out, because obviously Willard does not make half time adjustments ever. I think he reads the day's obituaries to the team so they come out with worse motivation than they had when the game started.
3. Personality
Unfortunately, our coach has a personality problem. He had a hard time selling candy bars to his mother when he was in grade school. I believe this is a two fold problem that could be correct. First he should read, Dale Carnegies's Classic, "How to Win Friends and Influence People." Two things he is very bad at that need correcting. Also Willard should purchase the musical stylings of Drake, Big Sean, Wiz Khalifa, and Waka Flaka Flame. Learn what recruits like and listen to. Understand their motivations. And maybe just maybe even Willard can close a deal.