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What happened to Knies?

In my recent journey to the deep African jungle I came upon a tribe of cannibals and I asked if they knew anything about Knies.

The chief replied that Knies was captured by their tribe a few weeks ago. He said the first day they ate him from his "thing" up. The second day the ate him from his "thing" down.

I asked the chief why they did not eat the "thing".

He replied, "Because things go better with Coke".
 
I think he was the career advisor and resume builder for Hall85 and George Santos so he must be hiding somewhere with the evidence of 2020 presidential election fraud 🤣
 
I hope he's ok. I used to sit behind him at the Mens Basketball Games. Great guy and a true Pirate Fan.

Thanks Mountain. You and your father were a pleasure to speak with at every game. Hopefully Shaheen can lead us to the great success we experienced that season.

Do you still have the same seats?
 
Thanks Mountain. You and your father were a pleasure to speak with at every game. Hopefully Shaheen can lead us to the great success we experienced that season.

Do you still have the same seats?
I don't. I moved to Tom's River. I still never miss a game.
 
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If you guys are near Toms River, a coworker’s husband just opened a coffee shop that’s getting good reviews. It’s called Spire coffee. If you go, and it’s no good, I’ll reimburse you.
 
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