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Excuses for next year!

SHuathlete, that gets me every dam time.... BTW has anyone seen the twitter handle kevinwillardnot I know its one of you!!!!
 
hands down the funniest thing I've ever seen on this message board. If any players do read this board, they probably spit their drink all over the screen when they saw it.
 
40. The womens team has simply set the bar too darned high around here. I was fine before Tony B showed up
 
Originally posted by Shuathelete:



Originally posted by chickenbox:
26. Shuathlete made a mean animated gif that hurt his feelings
Yes. And i was specifically told not to post the GIF here. It was unfairly misconstrued as offensive. However, i dont believe anything was said about posting the URL which takes it off site. From my knowledge, I was not told i would be banned from posting a URL.

And for the record it is not mean. It is funny. Not playing your senior in his last game during a blowout in front of his family is mean.

So my excuse would be: "Your tail seems to get in the way when its always between your legs"
I did not see this before it was excised from the other thread. Before you get banned(!), I wanted to offer you my heartfelt thanks for this. I cannot stop laughing.
This post was edited on 3/24 5:44 PM by SHU90s
 
We may have heard the last from our resident swimmer.

I can see how one could find that a little offensive but have to admit I laughed out loud waiting in line at Wawa when I saw that.
 
Enough is Enough

Everyone get on with your lives. If Willard is fired., I'm fine with that. If he's not. let's move on and enjoy the players we have and root for the best. I'd like to come on the board and enjoy basketball discussion.

I'd ike to extend a welcome to our three new recruits, and assure them they're joining a great community and will be playing alongside some terrific ballplayers, Frank

This post was edited on 3/24 6:09 PM by Fordham_57
 
guys guys its all good. i was thinking of making a new account that my friends dont have access to anyway, although theyve given up caring at this point and dont post anymore.

its just about laughing at this point. i'd love to make a good gif, trust me, just havent had any material
 
Originally posted by Shuathelete:
guys guys its all good. i was thinking of making a new account that my friends dont have access to anyway, although theyve given up caring at this point and dont post anymore.

its just about laughing at this point. i'd love to make a good gif, trust me, just havent had any material
Add sound effects. Please.
 
To a handful of you especially named Sami, this is just getting us all together in the back room of the bar, where loyal men and women can shoot the shyte and vent.

This has been possibly the most cathartic thread of the last five years. Honestly, everyone here knows to root genuinely and well fir the young people.

I am pretty sure you do not agree, but I give you credit for being True Blue, I would like to think you feel the same way about me.
 
We're young and we're old. We're dumb and we're smart.

I am the only coach that has Indian guys that can't shoot
 
41. I've really liked our effort over the last six consecutive losses.
42. If we landed Raymon Austin it would have solved our rebounding problem.
43. Raf told me if I was funny no one would care about winning...I thought he was serious!!!
44. I should have listened to Uncle Ricky and joined him for dinner at the Italian place he likes.
 
BluePirate
You're right in saying this thread does provide us the opportunity to be silly and yet creative with our attempts to inject humor into the less then favorable position we find our basketball program in . It doesn't make the problem disappear but it does provide comic relief something we really needed.
 
45. Ever since Peaked-In-High-School Rob Lowe came back from injury, we've been struggling to find our roles.
 
47. After all the post win drinks, I became an alcoholic and lost every game since.
 
47. The losses are not really my fault - all my decisions are made from a combination of sabermetrics and a magic 8-ball.
48. Please, my father is "Coach Willard". Call me Kevtron.
49. What, suddenly the 9th best coach in the Big East is not good enough for anyone?
50. Sure we went 0 for winter, but my Midnight Oil cover band got another gig.
 
1) Our roster would be better if I had more assistant positions to give out.

2) I didn't realize how much extra stuff was involved in being a High Major coach. You have to recruit, manage your roster, discipline and maintain a locker room, talk to those mean people in the media and then they even expect you run a play here and there. If the job didn't require all of that extra stuff, I'd be the best coach in the Big East, my Uncle Rick keeps telling me that.

3) If Patrick Auda came back, we would of won the Big East.
 
51. I didn't realize I was expected to recruit as the head coach, dealing with the minions is beneath me
52. Bartender, check please
 
53. The league schedule stinks. I only had nine days to prepare to play DePaul at home this year.
 
54. I didn't realize how difficult it was to design an in bounds play.
 
This thread has displayed infinitely more creativity that Willard's coaching has over the last five years.....
 
57. Because of Michelle Obama's menu policy at our school there are no more cupcakes and as a result fat kid Angel can't rebound anymore.
 
Originally posted by Section112:

57. Because of Michelle Obama's menu policy at our school there are no more cupcakes and as a result fat kid Angel can't rebound anymore.
And on that theme...

58. How can I compete in NJ when the Princeton women's team has Obama's niece on the team and he comes to the games?
59. If Chris Christie wore a SHU shirt rather than an ND sweater, at least the fans could direct their booing to him instead of me.
60. I shouldn't have gotten on that jet with Robert Menendez and the Union City H.S. cheerleading squad.
 
Re: Enough is Enough

Originally posted by Fordham_57:
Everyone get on with your lives. If Willard is fired., I'm fine with that. If he's not. let's move on and enjoy the players we have and root for the best. I'd like to come on the board and enjoy basketball discussion.

I'd ike to extend a welcome to our three new recruits, and assure them they're joining a great community and will be playing alongside some terrific ballplayers, Frank


This post was edited on 3/24 6:09 PM by Fordham_57
+1

nice try, but I'm afraid we are doomed to endless months of this tedious piling on.
 
61. Too much negativity on the Rivals message board. Don't these morons know that I'm only 30 games under .500 in the Big East. Please. Anybody else would be lucky to be 40-45 games under .500 with all the injuries, youth, bad luck, and having to play conference games at 9pm on Fox Sports 2.
 
Re: Excuses for next year!- Tee Shirt Idea


The women's BB shirt is: # Pirate Logo

The new 2015/16 men's : $ Pirate Logo or maybe ven $$$ Pirate Logo

Wear these and we won't even have to boo.

This will leave the players out of it .

And maybe somebody will get the message.
 
Willard also feels that the beds at the Short Hills Hilton are too luxurious and comfortable. The boys are used to the harder mattresses found in the dorms and are finding it difficult to get the proper rest before the home games.
 
62. big east coaches are so mean to me, I let them win and they forget when it is my turn to win.
63. daddy told me I only had to show up for games.
 
#64
Originally posted by SOSHU:
I bet that WIlLARD does not even like cute little dogs. LOL
 
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