DEBATE LIVE THREAD.
- By knowknow456
- Life Off the Ship
- 261 Replies
A man enters a Starbucks. He’s wearing an overcoat, felt hat and sunglasses. He is tall and thin; handsomely swarthy like Mahmoud Ahmadinejad. He walks to the counter where a high school senior is waiting to take his order.
Starbucks Girl: Good morning! (she perkily says). What can I get you?
ShuHoopsFan: Good morning?! What’s so good about it? Are you aware of all the bad going on in the world. Both sides!
Starbucks Girl: Well at least it’s a sunny day. Can I take your order?
ShuHoopsFan: Sunny?! Are you aware right now the UV rays are slowly poisoning your body? And what about Mars? Have you even given Mars a thought? The entire planet is devoid of atmosphere and the whole place is a desolate hellscape. Did you even think about that “Miss Sunny”?
Starbucks Girl: With any luck I think the clouds may roll in this afternoon. Would you like anything?
ShuHoopsFan: Clouds?! What about the clouds? Don’t even get me started on the clouds. They’re being seeded by George Soros and the rest of the rich global elites with nanoparticles that we inhale. When the time comes, they will activate the particles, turning all of us into zombies so we can do their bidding. RFK is the only one who nailed it. He’s a genius that one. Are you voting for RFK?
Starbucks Girl: No, I’m only 17. Sir, I need to help the other customers. Do you want anything?
ShuHoopsFan: You know what I want? I want the world to know I’ve got all the answers and everyone else is wrong. Including you, young lady. I’m never buying a coffee from this soulless corporate behemoth.
Starbucks Girl: Thanks and have a good day. Next! (sotto voce, heaven help me)
Starbucks Girl: Good morning! (she perkily says). What can I get you?
ShuHoopsFan: Good morning?! What’s so good about it? Are you aware of all the bad going on in the world. Both sides!
Starbucks Girl: Well at least it’s a sunny day. Can I take your order?
ShuHoopsFan: Sunny?! Are you aware right now the UV rays are slowly poisoning your body? And what about Mars? Have you even given Mars a thought? The entire planet is devoid of atmosphere and the whole place is a desolate hellscape. Did you even think about that “Miss Sunny”?
Starbucks Girl: With any luck I think the clouds may roll in this afternoon. Would you like anything?
ShuHoopsFan: Clouds?! What about the clouds? Don’t even get me started on the clouds. They’re being seeded by George Soros and the rest of the rich global elites with nanoparticles that we inhale. When the time comes, they will activate the particles, turning all of us into zombies so we can do their bidding. RFK is the only one who nailed it. He’s a genius that one. Are you voting for RFK?
Starbucks Girl: No, I’m only 17. Sir, I need to help the other customers. Do you want anything?
ShuHoopsFan: You know what I want? I want the world to know I’ve got all the answers and everyone else is wrong. Including you, young lady. I’m never buying a coffee from this soulless corporate behemoth.
Starbucks Girl: Thanks and have a good day. Next! (sotto voce, heaven help me)